Posts Tagged ‘bible’

Conservapedia Wants to Remove the Commies from the Bible

According to Conservapedia people the modern Bible translations are rife with icky things like liberal bias and anti-market slants. So they took on the task of making a Bible that suits their conservative ends. Oh man, the original Bible was so much better. The King James Version may not be the original scripts, but it’s [...]

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Bible Verse of the Day

In celebration of these awesome billboards, here is a reall gay bible verse: 2 Samuel 1:26 I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women. Sorry ladies, Johnathon was taken, and apparently way better than any woman.

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Bible Verse of the Day

Here you go: Hosea 13:16, ‘The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.”‘ People out there name their baby “Hosea.” I imagine that they wouldn’t be Samaritans. Seriously [...]

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Kontemplating Koalas

The Slacktivist made an awesome point regarding Koalas and Noah’s Ark. The Creation “Museum” pegs the Ark landing on the mountains after the flood at about 2300 B.C. So the Slacktivist has one simple question: His abbreviated timeline of the universe has Noah’s ark landing on Mount Ararat along about 2300 BCE. Then what? Do [...]

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Bible Defacing

The Catholic Church decides to sponsor an event for people to write in the Bible. Hilarity ensues. The Gallery of Modern Art in Glasgow has invited art lovers to write their thoughts down in an open Bible on display as part of its Made in God’s Image exhibition. Next to the Bible lie several pens [...]

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Ex-Atheist Christians

Out of all the types of Christians out there, the ones that tells me that they are an “ex-atheist” confuse me the most. Undoubtedly they have some story about how they are now saved and how they came to this belief, probably involving some personal experience completely unverifiable by any external means. Further, they will [...]

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