One thing I got called that was weird was a “Progresso-Socialist.” Progresso, as you know, is a popular canned soup in the U.S. So, I wondered, is the Progresso-Socialist the opposite of the Soup Nazi? If you recall from Seinfield, the Soup Nazi was like so: So.. what would the Progresso-Socialist be like? “CANS ARE [...]

I can’t say that all conservatives are as virulent and petulant as this one, but it was an interesting look into the mindset of someone who is really deep into the wingnut land. I’ve decided to not name any names because that’s not really how I want to engage it, but rather, will respond to [...]

Rapture rhetoric like this (Warning: Heavy color use and lots of large text) are a dime a dozen. The problem is they are mostly wrong and it is a wonder how they continue to spread their End Times hysteria. Let’s look at a few points. Crime is not increasing. It did increase in the 1960′s [...]

RedState sometimes baffles me with their inanity. But this is truly bizarre. Olympia Snowe has sold out the country. Having been banished to our world after Aslan chased her out of Narnia, Snowe is intent on corrupting this place too. So we should melt her. What melts snow? Rock salt. I’m going to ship this [...]

Ray Comfort is an ass. I just have to be forward about that. He presents the most ridiculous claims, then claims to “know” these things because the Bible says it. You can’t logically discuss this premise with him because he just asserts over and over again that he knows these things. His new book is [...]

Did you know Pelosi personally forced all “patriotic music” to be removed from the government’s phone system? That’s what New Ledger says. Only one problem: the entire post has not one source backing up the claim. None. Zilch. Nada. It’s a rumor, at this point, and I really think the assumptions about Pelosi are childish [...]

My friend Sam made a good point about Glenn Beck after posting this video. Sam said: Glenn Beck is on the air to deflect legitimate criticism of the government.  I mean, any cause he adopts immediately loses all respectability. It all fits into place. Glenn Beck rants on the air and makes people wonder whether [...]

The Slacktivist made an awesome point regarding Koalas and Noah’s Ark. The Creation “Museum” pegs the Ark landing on the mountains after the flood at about 2300 B.C. So the Slacktivist has one simple question: His abbreviated timeline of the universe has Noah’s ark landing on Mount Ararat along about 2300 BCE. Then what? Do [...]

Oh no! Hide all the secret documents liberals. We’ve been discovered. Our plot to rid the world of old people has been foiled by the hawk-eye logic of the conservatives in America. Phase two will commence as soon as you get your updated encryption codes. The provision in the bill has been discovered. It states: [...]

The Catholic Church decides to sponsor an event for people to write in the Bible. Hilarity ensues. The Gallery of Modern Art in Glasgow has invited art lovers to write their thoughts down in an open Bible on display as part of its Made in God’s Image exhibition. Next to the Bible lie several pens [...]